HAPPY 4TH OF JULY: SEXY GUYS WHO LOVE AMERICA

I usually try to avoid political hubs, but it is 4th of July weekend, so something about my country is kinda due, don't you think? I'm usually late with holiday hubs, and this one is no exception. I haven't seen much of my family this holiday weekend, but I spent one night singing in a red neck bar, doing the karaoke thing, and a few hours with my computer geek rigging my computer program for something that doesn't concern any of you. We got it done. I avoided people the rest of the weekend, for reasons I'd best not mention, but I also didn't write as I usually do, so as I said, this one is late, as usual.

I decided to pay a tribute to sexy guys who love our country. I don't expect all women to think these guys are sexy, and that's okay with me; I don't particularly like competition anyhow, that is, unless its a bunch of guys competing for my attention. These are guys I think are sexy, and this is my hub.

First of all, I'm a moderate, but many around here would see me as a liberal. That's okay, I really don't care what you see me as, but the problem is, I couldn't come up with very many sexy liberals; most are family guys, and even on a hub, I have a conscious about helping good boys go bad, so I left them out of this. I did find one, and as much as I hate sexualizing someone who was once the president of the United States of America, he did a pretty good job of it himself. Other than that, there are two entertainers I find extremely sexy, who uphold their country in a big way.

TOBY KEITH

At the top of my list is Toby Keith. He must be one of the sexiest rednecks alive, and I'd not only like to spend the 4th of July withToby Keith, I believe I'd go for the whole weekend. He didn't make it over here this holiday, so I'll have to settle for sharing some of his music with ya'll. I wish I was computer literate enough to show you the video before you click the link, but unfortunately, I'm not. You'll have to click the link to hear Toby Keith sing "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue," but its well worth hearing. I requested that one of my guy friends sing it in the red neck bar Saturday night, and I was one of the few standing up screaming, when I wasn't even drinking because I had to drive myself home. Don't know what was wrong with those drunks. Why get drunk if you can't lose inhibitions? Anyhow, Here's the link, and I'll share some reasons why Toby is on the list later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQcJ9tPvy-4

Toby Keith is a little chunky; not what I'd put on a sexy man poster, but I find that with me it isn't always just about how they look. He is so masculine it oozes from his presence. Girls, if you didn't see it, maybe you need to watch the video again. Guys, hope you can just appreciate that he is a true patriot.

KIDD ROCK

Kidd Rock is an outlaw, and many might argue that he isn't patriotic, or sexy, because he is a drug using, booze guzzling redneck who talks crude and breaks all the rules. Well, first of all, as many nice guys complain about frequently, being bad never interfered with being sexy, and a lot of sexy guys have no morals. I might not want to marry one, but if he's sexy, he's sexy, and to me, Kidd Rock fills the bill. His lyrics ooz sexuality, almost as bad as does Charlie's poetry, and hubbers, you know who "dirty lil charlie" is, if you don't, email me, and I can link you to his site. Kidd Rock likes women, strippers, talking dirty, and drinkin 'n drugin, but he also loves his country.

I couldn't find a video with just the intro of Cowboy, so I will just put the lyrics I want you to hear down here in writing. On Kidd Rock's "Live Trucker" CD, the lyrics go like this:

"You can do anything you wanta do

But I'll be the man to sing those blues

Red, White and Blue right to the bone

If you don't like that, then take your punk ass home."

In another lyric, Kidd shorts out:

"you know its time to rock when old glory drops."

He may not be a good example to hold up to young kids, but neither was my next sexy guy who loves America, and all the kids certainly saw him, and knew of his exploits.

BILL CLINTON

Bill Clinton loves his country, and he is as sexy to many women, as Hillary is unsexy to many men. I don't have to tell you why Bill Clinton is sexy, if you watch TV or read the news you should already know. He may be a male hoe, but he wouldn't get the chance if he wasn't sexy. Bill Clinton served our country for 8 straight years, and completed welfare reform, something most liberals AND conservatives feel today was a good move. I voted for Bill Clinton twice. The second time I was a seminary student in New Orleans, which may appear to be somewhat of a contradiction. In New Orleans, anything goes, so that shouldn't be so shocking, especially if you have read many of my hubs, as I also voted for George Bush both terms, and Barack Obama in 2008. Don't send me hate mail, as it makes me nervous, jumpy, and sad. Anyway, Bill Clinton made my list.

SEXY PATRIOTS EVERYWHERE

Many men serve and love our country whom I will never have the pleasure of knowing. I thank each and every one of you from the bottom of my heart, including my own deceased Dad, and Toby Keith's father. There is something about a man in uniform that is extremely sexy, but then there is something about men period, that is extremely sexy. I hope you all had a wonderful 4th of July, and celebrated the red, white and blue in style. Happy 4th!

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